If I ever had any doubts about my University choice or my intelligence level just looking at the quote (of a girl who goes to my university mind you) and I fell a lot better.
girl: so like, what are you taking?
guy: philosophy...
girl: so, you're like, a phil- ...oso-gist?
guy: uh... it's "philosopher."
*pause*
girl: oooh! so you make stones!
guy: what do you mean?
girl: like in that harry potter movie... [harry potter and the 'philosopher's stone']
guy: :| ...yes.
girl: WOW.
Brilliant. Thank you unknown person for making me laugh.